This is how I imagine the apocalypse will REALLY happen...oh and by the way PLEASE DON'T BAN! I swore to add context,and I censored it.
I wake up like any other day.slowly.I don't actually understand the
concept of even WHY we need to get up.as I inch my way to my "kitchen"
(I use my imagination...mostly because I don't have to pay for the
other half of the apartment) I bumped my head on a loose board hanging
out from the wall.I don't know why the hell it was there,other than I
never removed it when I got this wreck.I went to my bathroom to see the
damage,even though it didn't feel to painful.as I looked into my mirror
that came with the apartment I see what a terrible mess I made of my
forehead.I quickly wrap cloth around the small gash to stop any
bleeding to come.I then stumbled to the table.I guess I was just
stunned at first, but now I saw I was in allot of pain! I sat down at
my couch and turned on the T.V to try to keep my mid of it.I was on
some infomercial about a blanket with sleeves.after commenting on what
a great idea that was I surfed through the whole system.most of the
channels were static.I could have sworn I payed my cable bill...as I
tried to find something good on,I skipped through a channel that
displayed a scene of absolute dimension and gore,and landed on another
static one.I paused for second but quickly changed back.
it was channel 4.the news channel.at first I laughed my head off
thinking this was some practical joke,forgetting my splitting pain in
the head,but as I saw our leading newscaster, I
stopped to see what HE had to say about this.he was screaming asininities about something.I did manage to make out 2012,apocalypse,and
doomsday.I then remembered it was new years eve.now I KNEW this was
some sort of joke.I tried to utter out a laugh but stopped cold as our
now deceased newscaster was eaten alive.the screen changed to static.I
let out a weak chuckle.I wasn't scared...but just to be safe I decided
to look out the window.as I peeked through the glass I turned around
and vomited.I ran back to my couch and decided not to look out my
window again.
I huddled into my couch and looked at the floor.I cradled my knees with
my hands and tried to think it was all a dream.I closed my eyes for a
long time.if I didn't hear screaming coming outside my door,I would
have stayed their for hours.yet sadly I did,and I had no choice but to
help.whatever it was out their it might come in here if I don't take
action.I DID have a revolver in my closet for emergencies.I guess this
was one.I ran to it as quick as possible and took it out of a
suitcase.I crept to the door pointing my only chance at it.I heard
crashing and more screaming.I was at the door.I grabbed the knob...and
it opened.I didn't open it.
a human ran into the room.I tried to get a glimpse of what just
entered,but then another visitor came.he seemed allot less friendly.it
was a fat green monstrosity.brown blotches covered it's body and it
smelled decayed.you could see some sort of red bite mark on it's
neck. it was a really fat-a
zombie.I backed away from it.I was so
shocked I forgot about the gun in my hand! I raised it to it's head and
then...*click click*.s
t! I threw the useless piece of plastic at the
overfed bas
d and ran out my fire escape.why I didn't do this at
first is because there's a LONG way down from here.I ran past the
zombie to get a pillow cushion.I also got a glimpse of the human.she
was a girl.she had brown hair and was pretty hot!even at this pandemic I
was attracted to her.as I grabbed the cushion she caught on and got
one to.we then threw them down the three stories and jumped.I landed
safely and my arm only felt a bit sore.the girl wasn't so lucky.
I examined the dead body.I saw that she had a 45. planted on her.I
picked it up and checked the ammo.three bullets.great.after pinching
the body a bit I left the alley to find shelter.It was going to be
hard.
Subject: 2012...zombie apocolypse.the beggining 
Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 pm
off with their heads!!!!!
