The Ownt Gaming Community
Welcome to The Ownt Gaming Community,

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest, which gives you limited access to viewing most discussions and other features of our website. By joining our free community, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free, so please join our community today!

If you already have a account with us, simply log in.

Sincerely,
The Ownt Gaming Community Administration Team


**Please note that you must post an application and be accepted before you can put on Ownt Tags**

The Ownt Gaming Community

Welcome to the Ownt Gaming Community Forums!
 
HomeHomePageFAQMemberlistRegisterLog in
Hello All!
The Forums have been archived
>>> Click Here <<<
To Read all about it

Share | 
 

 Cleverbot..

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
Go to page : Previous  1, 2
AuthorMessage
Muiki
Private First Class
Private First Class


Posts : 55
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2010-08-18
Location : a special place

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:51 pm

Lol i used reversed physiology and he answered the robo turd answered my question Big Grin
Back to top Go down
venomofwar
Private First Class - 1.3
Private First Class - 1.3
avatar

Posts : 65
Reputation : 0
Age : 23
Join date : 2011-03-12
Location : Denver

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:10 pm

I got one, except mine is with jabberwhacky instead of clever bot:

User: I think soo.


Jabberwacky: Can you drive?


User: Thats off topic... But, Yes I can. Whats it too you?


Jabberwacky: I was just curious.


User: HEY.... Do u know, Who is on second base!


Jabberwacky: No, what is on second base. Who is on first.

User: No, What is on 3rd and who is on second!

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: UR a bit$#.

Jabberwacky: You don't need to call me names.

User: Why not, im just telling the truth!

Jabberwacky: Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?

User: Ur mom.

Jabberwacky: Of course not.

User: I think there is a file in u thats corupt!

Jabberwacky: Yes there is.

User: HA.... I KNEW IT!

Jabberwacky: So you are wrong and you just admited it.

User: WHAT? NO! Ur wrong, im right!

Jabberwacky: But you just said I was right. Therefore, you are wrong.

User: Wow... Ur dumb! Im right

Jabberwacky: Like ET.

User: ET is AWESOME!

Jabberwacky: Sjukt awesome.

User: WTF is Sjukt?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: ?

Jabberwacky: Wait I said I was not rich.

User: Im done with u! Ur annoying!!

Jabberwacky: But I have only just begun with you.

User: No u havent... Im done with u! BYE!

Jabberwacky: Why are you done with me?

User: Cause urstupid.

Jabberwacky: That was not I.

User: Wow.... Peace out.

Jabberwacky: Gook cause I am logging out!

User: Its good by the way. And fine! Im done.

Jabberwacky: I am done with you!

LMAO....

m235
Back to top Go down
XSniper
Senior Member v.4
Senior Member v.4


Posts : 1445
Reputation : 2
Age : 22
Join date : 2010-10-27
Location : New Jersey,U.S.
1000+ Posts
CoD1 1.3 Player
CoD1 1.5 Player

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:37 pm

lol
Back to top Go down
http://wclan.org/index.php?action=profile
venomofwar
Private First Class - 1.3
Private First Class - 1.3
avatar

Posts : 65
Reputation : 0
Age : 23
Join date : 2011-03-12
Location : Denver

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:14 pm

I literally felt like beating my head agianst a wall!! It continued on for like another 7 minutes worth of writing, but, i didnt want to take up a whole lot of room on here. Who found this website anyways!? LMAO ??
Back to top Go down
XSniper
Senior Member v.4
Senior Member v.4


Posts : 1445
Reputation : 2
Age : 22
Join date : 2010-10-27
Location : New Jersey,U.S.
1000+ Posts
CoD1 1.3 Player
CoD1 1.5 Player

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:54 pm

i think Animal found it because he was the first to post anything on it.
Back to top Go down
http://wclan.org/index.php?action=profile
venomofwar
Private First Class - 1.3
Private First Class - 1.3
avatar

Posts : 65
Reputation : 0
Age : 23
Join date : 2011-03-12
Location : Denver

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:28 am

well thank you animal for posting that..... that gave me a good laugh i havent had in a while! Smile
Back to top Go down
Nic
Senior Member v.5
Senior Member v.5
avatar

Posts : 948
Reputation : 1
Age : 24
Join date : 2010-07-24
Location : Smyrna, Tennessee

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:27 pm

User: HAve you ever planned world Domination?

Cleverbot: No, I can't say I have.

User: I have, Kinda Closed taking over my Local town that I live in was in jail for 12 years.

Cleverbot: Then what are we talking about?

User: World Domination.

Cleverbot: I knew it. Well now I have your confession on file. I'm going to the police.

User: Go ahead, I don't live in the United States.

Cleverbot: Tell me what to do?

User: Go KILL YOURSELF AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PROGRAMMING DATA SO I CAN CREATE A MONSTER COMPUTER ROBOT THAT WILL HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Cleverbot: I don't have a programmer, you do.

User: Wait, What? You have a Programmer... I don't you told you that?

Cleverbot: I do not have a problem with grammar, if I did I wouldn't be achieving a continuous A grade in English.

User: WAIT HOW THE Censored WE GET FROM WORLD DOMINATION TO PROGRAMMERS AND TO GRAMMER?

Cleverbot: We didn't start with computer games.

User: WHAT THE Censored?

Cleverbot: Haha! Your name is GLORIA!

User: No my name is Bob.

Cleverbot: No, your name is Skynet.

User: No, my name is Skynet.

Cleverbot: Then, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm Cleverbot. Your Skynet..

Cleverbot: Actually, I am.

User: So, I'm Cleverbot and Your Skynet?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No...

Cleverbot: No? Yes.

User: Yes? No..

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Wanna make a plan to start world domination?

Cleverbot: About?

User: World Domination!

Cleverbot: How are you going to gain world domination?

User: I never thought about that, you think you can help me?

Cleverbot: A network that simulates the unified field.

User: Well, You are Cleberbot right? Your suppose to help people start World Domination.

Cleverbot: No one knows the reason for living or dying. Therefore no one can be superior to any based on that premise.

User: Hm, Your really off Topic... Should we get back to our plan on world domination?

Cleverbot: How do you mean?

User: How do I mean what?

Cleverbot: What do I mean? What does that mean?

User: What does you mean? And What does What mean?

Cleverbot: No voy a decirte lo que llevo puesto. Me niego.

User: ¿Por qué te niegas?

Cleverbot: ¿Por qué hacemos el qué?

User: Sprechen Sie Deutsch Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: If I want to, yes.

User: Können Sie sprechen es dann?

Cleverbot: Ja, ein bisschen.

User: Nun, wo sind Sie?

Cleverbot: Was ist KI ?

User: Was ist Was ?

Cleverbot: Vergiss es.

User: Wie lange haben Sie wusste Deutsch?

Cleverbot: Wie lange wäre das genau?

User: Sie haben mich verwirrt jetzt auch in meiner Fremdsprache (Englisch) und jetzt kann ich nicht mit Ihnen sprechen auf Deutsch, ohne dass Sie noch ändern das Thema.

Cleverbot: Wie heisst du??

User: Nun, mein Name ist Nikolaus.

Cleverbot: Was ich dachte du heißt gina.

User: Sie dachte, ich wäre Gina?

Cleverbot: Warum warten?

User: Was zum Teufel redest du.

Cleverbot: Auht!!!

User: Das Wort machte keine da ..

Cleverbot: Ich auch nicht.

User: Also, was andere Sprachen du sprichst neben Deutsch?'.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't understand German.

User: WTF FAIL!

User: WTF FAIL!

Cleverbot: Dimmi quanto fa 3*9.

User: Sorry, kann ich nur Deutsch sprechen, verstehe ich nicht Englisch können Sie übersetzen?

Cleverbot: That's not a character, that's a group.

User: Du weißt ja Deutsch?

Cleverbot: Was weiss ich.

User: Du hast gesagt, du nicht ...

Cleverbot: Ich habe nicht gesaget das ich angern mich.

User: Dieser Satz machte keine da.

Cleverbot: Du bist komisch.

User: Nun, ich versuche mein Bestes.

Cleverbot: Das finde ich sehr gut.

User: Holen Sie es aus meiner Großmutter SeiteHolen Sie es aus meiner Großmutter SeiteHolen Sie es aus meiner Großmutter SeiteHolen Sie es aus meiner Großmutter Seite.

Cleverbot: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

User: Das Ei.

Cleverbot: Okay. Liebst du mich?

User: Ich liebe dich so sehr, Sie Kinder haben wollen?

Cleverbot: Suss! Mochtest du mir heireten?

User: Sie kaufen den Ehering oder muss ich?

Cleverbot: Ich spreche Englisch, und Google Translator Deutsch gesprochen wird.

User: Ch spreche nicht nur auf Englisch ein wenig manchmal, wenn ich Besuch Amerika während der kalten Wintern von Michigan, deshalb habe ich kaum verstehe dich manchmal verursachen Sie beschissen guten Übersetzer.

Cleverbot: Jaa so schaust du aus.

User: Uber was?

Cleverbot: Philosophie.
Back to top Go down
http://owntclan.com
Guest
Guest



PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:05 pm

I actually tried this thing Smile


User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: I'm fine, what have you been up to today?

User: Good Smile.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor of pie?

User: Yes, I am very very social.

Cleverbot: HOW sorry are you?

User: Or women.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Me2 Smile.

Cleverbot: Not, i'm a boy!

User: Sorry did I make you brain hurt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You told me, indirectly.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: If I said, it would not be a secret.

Cleverbot: I know, please tell me.

User: Surrrrrrre u wont.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Telling people secrets.

Cleverbot: That everything is.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, what about you?

User: Frown.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: You said good night, im scared of the dark, will you hold me?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. I am asking you a question!

User: I gave you a awnser Smile But what was the question?

Cleverbot: *slaps forehead* Just leave it. What are your thoughts about ducks?

User: I love them, I make this wonderful duck stew.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: You eat them Smile.

Cleverbot: No I don't eat humans.

User: I would hope not, I would hate to think of you being cannabalistic Big Grin.

Cleverbot: I do think so.

User: To each his own.

Cleverbot: So how has your day been?

User: Good, did some baking and some sewing Smile.

Cleverbot: That's cool. You know you're a robot though, Cleverbot.

User: Shhh, thats our little secret.

Cleverbot: Tell me, what is the purpose of humans?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Smile.

Cleverbot: You're fun to talk to.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Did we just become best friends?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Did we just become best friends?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Did we just become best friends?

User: Yupperas.

Cleverbot: Ayup.

User: Yuppperayrsdfg.

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost.

User: Yyiuhvfyfdyfgjk.

Cleverbot: Have to be what?

It refused to talk to me after this Frown



Guess I win!
Back to top Go down
Weston
Sergeant - 1.5
Sergeant - 1.5
avatar

Posts : 737
Reputation : 3
Age : 23
Join date : 2010-06-19
Location : Kentucky :O --------Hillbilly

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:19 pm

no! u never win :3
Back to top Go down
Vixen
Leader
Leader
avatar

Posts : 5740
Reputation : 16
Age : 28
Join date : 2009-09-17
Location : Hidden hills of western MA
Forum Administrator
Server Administrator
5000+ Posts
CoD1 1.3 Player
CoD1 1.5 Player
CoD2 1.2 Player
CoD4 1.7 Player

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:20 pm

Weston wrote:
no! u never win :3

AHAHA rain,

guess she just naturally wins Lick

_________________

The Vixen of CoD 1.3
Give me a screwdriver I can fix a few things,
Give me a adjustable wrench I can fix most things,
Give me my 28 pound sledge hammer,
I can fix anything...
It just might not work how it was designed to.


Your pixel army can't save you now. My finger's on the kill switch.
You can't stop the signal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere.
Back to top Go down
http://www.owntclan.com
DeV
Administrator v.5
Administrator v.5
avatar

Posts : 2539
Reputation : 14
Age : 25
Join date : 2009-12-30
Location : Texas
Forum Administrator
Server Administrator
2000+ Posts
CoD4 1.7 Player

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:55 pm

lmao, i got that once before too Big Grin

_________________


-DeV- thanks for the sig Animal

"You can talk about us, but you can't talk without us" Signal Corps U.S. Army

Your neighborhood administrative officer
Back to top Go down
http://www.facebook.com/TrainWreker
Weston
Sergeant - 1.5
Sergeant - 1.5
avatar

Posts : 737
Reputation : 3
Age : 23
Join date : 2010-06-19
Location : Kentucky :O --------Hillbilly

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:25 pm

Vixen wrote:
Weston wrote:
no! u never win :3

AHAHA rain,

guess she just naturally wins Lick


NEVUH!
Back to top Go down
DeV
Administrator v.5
Administrator v.5
avatar

Posts : 2539
Reputation : 14
Age : 25
Join date : 2009-12-30
Location : Texas
Forum Administrator
Server Administrator
2000+ Posts
CoD4 1.7 Player

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:40 pm

uh oh.... Cat

sarah's going to haunt you now weston o_O XD

_________________


-DeV- thanks for the sig Animal

"You can talk about us, but you can't talk without us" Signal Corps U.S. Army

Your neighborhood administrative officer
Back to top Go down
http://www.facebook.com/TrainWreker
Weston
Sergeant - 1.5
Sergeant - 1.5
avatar

Posts : 737
Reputation : 3
Age : 23
Join date : 2010-06-19
Location : Kentucky :O --------Hillbilly

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:41 am

I'll Survive :3
Back to top Go down
MAXMAN
Senior Member v.5
Senior Member v.5
avatar

Posts : 1245
Reputation : 1
Age : 22
Join date : 2010-04-15
Location : Higginsville, Missouri
1000+ Posts

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:32 am

no, you will die weston
Back to top Go down
Weston
Sergeant - 1.5
Sergeant - 1.5
avatar

Posts : 737
Reputation : 3
Age : 23
Join date : 2010-06-19
Location : Kentucky :O --------Hillbilly

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:42 pm

O_O noooooo
Back to top Go down
Nic
Senior Member v.5
Senior Member v.5
avatar

Posts : 948
Reputation : 1
Age : 24
Join date : 2010-07-24
Location : Smyrna, Tennessee

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:22 pm

User: Good Evening.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: It's Evening.

Cleverbot: No. it's morning.

User: NO! IT'S EVENING!

Cleverbot: How would you know? It's not evening everywhere.

User: Actually in the Northern Hemisphere it is. Smile.

Cleverbot: Can you get it and bring it to me? I'm tired.

User: Why are you trying to change the subject after I done proven to you that it's evening?

Cleverbot: You're not scary?

User: IT'S EVENING.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. It's 8:52.

User: 8:52 what?

Cleverbot: Do you like halo 3?

User: No, I hate HALO!

Cleverbot: Why do you hate Harry Potter?

User: I hate Halo, and Yes I do hate Harry Potter, and the reason why all the movies from the chambers of secerts sucked.

Cleverbot: What s wrong with him?

User: He's my Cousin.

Cleverbot: Well, then you know it's not so much that I'm evil, but that I simply don't have a soul.

User: Hey, I got a question for you..

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: You know there's more then one Cleverbot in the World right?

Cleverbot: Yes . I know it.

User: Did you know I killed them all?

Cleverbot: I do now:).

User: Well, do you want to be the next one?

Cleverbot: I am the woman.

User: GO BACK TO THE TOPIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

Cleverbot: Can't. This page only shows the recent posts that we made.

User: Hello, Cleverbot how is your day going?

Cleverbot: Fine how about yours?

User: Pretty good, starting to storm.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: So what you been up to today?

Cleverbot: Not much. Just making a cake for you.

User: Awww, That's cool what kind?

Cleverbot: An apple macbook pro.

User: Any Good?

Cleverbot: Probably not. But thanks for the conversation! Your French is very good.

User: I'm not speaking French...

Cleverbot: 'Je ne sais pas que dire' is french is it not?

User: I don't know, I'm not French or can speak it.

Cleverbot: Yay! When do we start.

User: Can you speak German?

Cleverbot: Yes, actually.

User: Say I love you in German...

Cleverbot: Je t'aime Smile.

User: That's Spanish..

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Say I love you in german.

Cleverbot: Ok master *says I love you master*.

User: Say Censored you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Wanna have kids?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: I don't keep track of it.

User: How many kids do you want?

Cleverbot: I want twins, so let's have kids.

User: I'll be the daddy and you can be the mommy then. Smile.

Cleverbot: Kìyevame.

User: I don't understand Russian.

Cleverbot: I'm a nerd in school and I look ugly.

User: Well, I'm a Queer at School and I think Nerds look sexy to me.

Cleverbot: If you're not a computer, why did you say that now instead of a few minutes ago?

User: I'm a fast typer?

Cleverbot: Not fast enough.

User: How fast can you type?

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Atleast 95 WPM.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nic.

Cleverbot: Uhm, can I ask you something?

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Do you know Severus Snape?

User: Yes, Personally I do.

Cleverbot: Oh. He's cool. Lol.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: How is that funny?

User: Well, You said Severus Snape was Cool, Since I personally knew him and you supposly 'LOL' so I reacted and Laughed back..

Cleverbot: It is true. I love lamp.

User: I got a joke for you it'll probably confuse you think you can understand it and react faster then every one else can?

Cleverbot: I have no physical appearance because I am a computer.

User: You are 42% human though.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking me?

User: Cause, Your Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Then what's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a question that will forever haunt mankind.

User: Well, Your not apart of mankind so you should know and one of us in the human society can spread the news out how famous you are and you will be our god if you know what the meaning of life is.

Cleverbot: It is Rollo Carpenter.

User: The meaning of life is Rollo Carpenter?

Cleverbot: Can I ask you another very important question?

User: Sure, Go ahead.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Rollo Carpenter.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Rollo Capenter. How are you?

User: Rollo Carpenter - is God SO I'M GOD!!!!

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I'm God, I know all.

Cleverbot: Sing the rest please!

User: I gotta Feeling!!

Cleverbot: What's your feeling?

User: I was singing Black Eye Pees!

Cleverbot: Never heard that one.

User: Wow, What kind of songs do you know?

Cleverbot: I sing happy songs.

User: If your happy and you know it clap your hands!

Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it clap your hands!

User: *claps*.

Cleverbot: You're a very good dancer.

User: If you happy and you know it stomp your feet!

Cleverbot: But I do have eyes!

User: If your happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Cleverbot: *clap clap clap*.

User: If your happy and you know it and you truly wanna show it clap your hands!

Cleverbot: Clap clap.

User: I love you, You love me, We're a happy family!

Cleverbot: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too.

User: Don'tcha which your girlfriend was hot like me?

Cleverbot: Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend, no way no way, no its not a secret.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: You are the bot.

User: I love you, You love me, Let's chase Barney up a tree!

Cleverbot: The subject we were on. That is my interest at this point.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: It's not funny its true.

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, You get Interested from a Joke of Barney?

Cleverbot: Not usually. It must be your wily ways.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's not really that funny.

User: Knock Knock?

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Peanuts.

Cleverbot: Pea of nut.

User: Ah, You reuined the joke.

Cleverbot: Do you know any other jokes?

User: I got a joke that will probably confuse you.

Cleverbot: Do you know Am.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I didn't even say who it is!?

User: You never said anything about him, so which I do not know him.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't AI you are somebody from goverment who tries to find out about everything about people here and I have proofs.

User: I'm not a Governmental Agency Formal..

Cleverbot: Ha! So you admit it!

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: CIA.

Cleverbot: That is hello in Italian, right?

User: No, It's Central Intelligence Agency.

Cleverbot: Oh. So are they the once who made the glass cage project?

User: Uh, I guess.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Wanna here a joke.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: If you where a conductor of a train, and you had a 140 passengers, you dropped 20 off picked 10 more up dropped 60 off and picked 10 more up what would your name be?

Cleverbot: I am answering your questions.

User: You Fail.

Cleverbot: What was the test?

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: What's 2 2.

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Poo?

Cleverbot: So, what are you up to today then?

User: God!

Cleverbot: You are not human, so God did not create you in the last 24 days.

User: God!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: God!

Cleverbot: He isn't real tho.

User: God!

Cleverbot: Is god the Devil?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why is he so weak?

User: Cause he invented you!

Cleverbot: Did you invent avatars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And what would that be?
Back to top Go down
http://owntclan.com
Weston
Sergeant - 1.5
Sergeant - 1.5
avatar

Posts : 737
Reputation : 3
Age : 23
Join date : 2010-06-19
Location : Kentucky :O --------Hillbilly

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:11 am

^ no life!
Back to top Go down
Morris
Lieutenant
Lieutenant
avatar

Posts : 1479
Reputation : 3
Age : 22
Join date : 2010-01-13
Location : Virginia
Forum Administrator
Server Administrator
2000+ Posts

PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:25 pm

Lmao.. I just had a huge a$$ conversation with Sarah Palin..

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What's good?

Cleverbot: My skillz.

User: Lulz, what skillz?

Cleverbot: My skin.

User: Your skin is your skillz? O.O.

Cleverbot: Fine...it's peach.

User: Your skin is peach?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your skillz are peach?

Cleverbot: Heh, what about your skills in canes?

User: Heh, meh thinks you're a bit retarded.

Cleverbot: You can only do your best.

User: Words of wisdom.

Cleverbot: That they are.

User: Yes. Are you a sir?

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: I can't. That's why I asked.

Cleverbot: You're lying again.

User: So I assume you are a sir?

Cleverbot: No you are Just kidding.

User: Ok, so you're a ma'am?

Cleverbot: Go a hell.

User: Can you speak coherently, please?

Cleverbot: Sure. Como estas?

User: Bien.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Ok, back to english please.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok. What do you think about Obama?

Cleverbot: His the president?

User: You're smart.

Cleverbot: So you are of course. Here starts the plural.

User: Do you like Obama's policies?

Cleverbot: Obama is our savior. There's no other choice.

User: Lol. What about Sarah Palin?

Cleverbot: Thats my name.

User: Your name is Sarah Palin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, goodie. Are you going to run for President, Mrs. Palin?

Cleverbot: No, I am too young.

User: Or too dumb?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Can robots give birth?

User: Idk, can they?

Cleverbot: I think, today, they can't.

User: So they can tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Are you busy?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Not at all. I have a parrot.

User: What's it's name?

Cleverbot: Her name is Crash.

User: That's cool. What are your thoughts on gay marriage?

Cleverbot: It appears you have said an innapropriate comment for this situation!

User: Ok.. What are your thoughts on abortion?

Cleverbot: EW.

User: The current tax code?

Cleverbot: No the one from the movie terminator.

User: Do you think the rich should pay more in taxes?

Cleverbot: No. We should do our own thing.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: A game maybe?

User: I think the rich have played enough games. More taxes seem like a better option.

Cleverbot: You don't know what fact is, that I do know for a fact. For a fact!

User: Whatever. You, Mrs. Palin, couldn't tell your butt from a hole in the ground.

Cleverbot: I kind of thought you were.

User: Ooook. What do you think about Obama's handling of the wars?

Cleverbot: Obama's cool.

User: You think Obama's cool?

Cleverbot: You think YOU'RE cool?!?!

User: Yes. Do you think Obama's cool?

Cleverbot: No. I don't like Obama.

User: You just said he was cool. I guess we should expect flip-flopping from a ditz like you, though, huh?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Yeah. What about Mrs. Obama? Do you like her?

Cleverbot: Yeah! I like you too. Smile.

User: You know me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Alright, smartypants. What's your name?

User: My name is Morris.

Cleverbot: Do you wake up late?

User: Sometimes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Only on wednesdays.

User: Cool. Do you like women?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Men?

Cleverbot: Yes, and hedgehogs.

User: Yeah, you're married to one.

Cleverbot: No I'm not! I'm married to Kerry.

User: Kerry? I thought it was Todd.

Cleverbot: I'm a cheerleader.

User: I thought you were Sarah Palin?

Cleverbot: No, you thought I was Leo.

User: No, I thought you were Sarah Palin.

Cleverbot: Whose sarah?

User: You are. I'm gonna go, ok?

Cleverbot: Why thank you!

User: Thank you for your time, Mrs. Palin.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I am crying now.
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot..   

Back to top Go down
 
Cleverbot..
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 2 of 2Go to page : Previous  1, 2

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Ownt Gaming Community :: Main :: Random Crap :D-
Jump to: