Lolz?

granted but you get to live in the crappy part of my town
I wish for dominion

granted but ur followers turn on u and overthrow you
i wish for a glock 18c

granted but you accidently shoot and kill your mom
i wish i had wings

hellraiser wrote:

granted but you accidently shoot and kill your mom
i wish i had wings

itw worth it my mom can be a b****
Granted but there chicken wings
i wish for something to eat

granted but its salty
i wish the apocalypse was set off

Wish granted but you get eatten by a zombie.

I wish for pizza

granted but it gets eaten by me
i wish for call of duty 4

Granted but you broke the cd's, it's not installed yet, and your downloads don't work

I wish I was invincible

granted but you cant see speak hear or move
i wish america gets conquerd by canada

granted but u become my slave
i wish for a boat

Granted but it sinks when you first put it in the water.

I wish for windows 7. (I dont know if that one as already done or not...)

granted but you get win32.virut and dont have backup disks
i wish for more toast

Wish granted but I eat it.

I wish I had a better video card.

granted you get quad sli gtx 250's but they overheat and your computer blows up
i wish for a million dollars

granted but you get fined for 2 million dollars for beeing so ugly j/k ahahah
i wish for unlimited musical instruments

Wish granted but sense there's so many instruments you had to move some to the tip of the earth, and becuase of that the weight of the instruments causes the world to fall in endless airborne through space and slowly crumbles up in dust becuase of no sunlight

I wish I was Pfc :]

granted but your computer burns out and you cant use it anymore
i wish i had a pet snake

Wish granted but it bites you in the eye sockets.

I wish for SGC to come back to life.

granted but all the old members dont wana join
I wish for the moon to be closer to earth

Wish granted but you most wanted on the other side of earth becuase the moon crashed into the Pacific ocean.

I wish for M41's were more accurate and mobile.

Granted but one shoots your eye out (Chritmas Story quote)
I wish for server admin abilities.

granted but it gets jammed and blows up in your hand
i wish i had a real gun! like a 45 or a 9mm

Wish granted but you forgot which side the bullet comes out and shoots your self between the eyes (Im so violent )

I wish for a xbox 360 that cant be broken or blown up.

granted but its just a box with an x on it
i wish i have super human strength

Wish granted but you were so strong you couldn't kiss a girl with out breaking her neck.

I wish for L4D game.