Ok so I was bored and I found this.. and out of boredom I am posting it here with awnsers..
* Your personal jump kit is better equipped than the one in your
ambulance.
Which Jumpkit?* You can tell it's a full moon without looking at the calendar.
Yup
* You prefer a Code Blue to a Code Brown any day.
Yes* You've ever Code Surfed.
Yes* It doesn't matter if you're black or white, as long as you've got good
rhythm.
* You know what the world looks like at 3:30 in the morning.
Yes* You drive past a house and say "Oh, that's where we had that
__________ call."
Yes* You love critiquing how they do CPR on TV shows.
Yes* You know what "treat with high flow diesel" means.
Yes* You know how to treat a patient with LSD.
Yes* You drive past the ER ambulance bay just to see who's busy today.
Yes* You believe coffee is one of the food groups.
Yes* You catch yourself eating twice as fast as everyone else when off
duty.
Yes* You believe full spinal precautions were invented for obnoxious
drunks.
Yes* You find humor in other people's stupidity.
Yes* Your paycheck depends on the aforementioned stupidity of others.
Yes* You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
Yes* Your favorite hallucinogenic is exhaustion.
Yes* You've ever responded to a call where the directions include, "...turn
off the paved road.".
All the time* You've ever thought OD instead of BBQ when asked to get the charcoal.
Yes* You've sworn that you were going to have "DNR" tattooed on your chest.
Yes* You automatically multiply by 3 the answer to the question, "How many
drinks did you have tonight?".
Yes* You've ever used an NPA to determine a patient's unresponsiveness.
Yes this really works too* You realize that the biggest difficulty in your job is that, on a
daily basis, you try to reverse the process of natural selection.
Yes* You can drink a cup of coffee and go straight to bed.
Yes* You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio.
Yes* You plan your weekends off a year in advance.
Yes* You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
Yes* You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
Yes* Your family members have to have a fever of 105 or be missing a limb
with active bleeding to obtain your sympathy.
Not so much I'm of the caring nature :P* You've ever held a 14 gauge needle over someone's vein and said, "Now
there's gonna be a little poke.".
And the reaction is priceless* You've ever cursed out anyone for Armor-Alling the seats to make them
look nice.
Yes* Your favorite assessment question is, "What changed after two weeks to
make this an emergency at 0300?".
Yes* You hear someone mutter the words "Ambulance Driver" in your direction
and you immediately black out due to rage.
Yes* You believe Murphy and his law can go straight to the seventh circle
of hell.
Yes* You've made crude puns and jokes at the most horrific scenes
imaginable while others look at you and your crew with shock.
Yes* You meet someone for the first time, and instead of looking them in
the eyes, you look at possible venous access, "just in case".
Yes* A relative is in the local ER, and you drive to the hospital, but
can't figure out where anyone but the ambulances park.
Yes* You say "en route" over the phone, off duty.
Sometimes...* You can sleep soundly through sirens, screaming, dispatch tones, and
other various noises... until you jolt awake because your unit number is
called.
Yes* You recognize your frequent flyers not by name, but by address.
Yes* You hear sirens, and you can immediately differentiate between the
source of the sirens: EMS, PD, or FD.
Yes* You can't decide on your reaction to getting a call: "Hell yeah" or
"God damn it".
Yes* You freak people out in their POVs by yelling out "Clear Right!" at
any given intersection
Yes* Unconscious means cooperative.
Oh yes.. gotta love implied consent...* Welfare week plus full moon equals you aren't getting any sleep.
Yes* You've put lido jelly on your partner's toothbrush late at night for
shits and giggles.
Personally no.. But I know some1 who has..* You've ever left your ambulance door unlocked at a hospital and come
out to some horrible joke having been played on you (someone turning
your sirens on, someone using a spine board strap to tie your inside
door handles together, etc.).
No* You've talked about your crews' dinner plans over a DOA.
Yes
Subject: EMS Goodies.. 
Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:55 pm
) pwning... 
