The Laugh Lab

hey how was copper wire invented?

3 Soldiers are walking in the African forest when they come up to a group of cannibalistic raider headhunters, they say all of you go gather 10 fruits of your choice or we'll cut your heads off and eat you while your barely alive.
So the first guy comes with 10 apples, the first headhunter says "now shove those up your butt, if you get all 10 we'll let you live without emotional expressions" he gets to 3 apples and bursts out crying, so they cut him up and eat him, the second guy comes back with 10 grapes,smart guy right?, and has to do the same tasks, he get's to 9 grapes, and bursts out laughing, so they chop him up and eat him, the two guys are then sitting in the voids of time, the first guy goes, "why did you start laughing, you were so close to freedom!?!" the second guy goes " I saw the third guy coming back, he brought pineapples."
*Bum dum tst*

LMAO!!!! hahahahaha. poor guy...

That is porbably the greatest joke created in THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!!

Strong"x"J" wrote:

3 Soldiers are walking in the African forest when they come up to a group of cannibalistic raider headhunters, they say all of you go gather 10 fruits of your choice or we'll cut your heads off and eat you while your barely alive.
So the first guy comes with 10 apples, the first headhunter says "now shove those up your butt, if you get all 10 we'll let you live without emotional expressions" he gets to 3 apples and bursts out crying, so they cut him up and eat him, the second guy comes back with 10 grapes,smart guy right?, and has to do the same tasks, he get's to 9 grapes, and bursts out laughing, so they chop him up and eat him, the two guys are then sitting in the voids of time, the first guy goes, "why did you start laughing, you were so close to freedom!?!" the second guy goes " I saw the third guy coming back, he brought pineapples."
*Bum dum tst*

ROFL! That made me laugh.

That kooks like you metal! lol

Romanian wrote:

That kooks like you metal! lol

I was just thinking that rofl

I don't do drugs or watch porn.

I get it for realizzle

I have a joke but I will try to keep it pg


A elephant ran into a camel and asked the cammel why do you have two boobs on your back then the cammel replied why do you have a on your face

Then here are some Yo Momma Jokes

Your Momma is so fat when God said let there be light she had to move
Your Momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Your Momma is so fat she makes King Kong look light weight
Your Momma is so fat not even God could lift her spirit
Your Momma is so stupid she tapes a piece of paper on the tv and says "I am watching Paper View"
Your Momma is so fat when a mosquito got on here 30 minutes later it was tested 100% posative for diabetes
Your Momma is so stupid she sits on the Television and watches the sofa
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo Momma is so old she knew Burger King when he was the prince

Here are some other jokes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

hahaha "jewelry"

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Seriously.. xD

Don't post stuff like that man... That's disgusting. -Romanian.

Here is one

Anyone here who has my facebook has more then likely seen this already